Mayor Hoes under fire. City Council in denial. The local newspaper lost the plot. The high school kids have taken over and they are reporting unfolding events on Twitter and Facebook. Police not amused. The people of Maastricht are anxiously awaiting the end of the turmoil surrounding the lingering story about local authorithies that keep on crossing lines.

The only solution is to arrest the instigators, who exposed themselves recycling, falsifying, copying and pasting public documents. Problem: they work at the Bisschopsingel Bureau..